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Don't Look at Me Before Coffee — Medusa Mug | Brew Crew Monster Collection - 15oz/20oz
Before the snakes wake up. Before the mirror gets another crack. Before anyone makes the mistake of saying "good morning" — there is a window. Brief. Dangerous. Deeply un-caffeinated.
Meet Medusa before her first cup. Snakes still drowsy, coiled loosely around hair that hasn't been dealt with yet. A vanity covered in cracked mirrors — occupational hazard. One stone-cold stare that has nothing to do with her powers and everything to do with the fact that the coffee isn't ready yet.
She didn't ask to be a monster. She just hasn't had her coffee.
Don't Look at Me Before Coffee — the Brew Crew mug for everyone who turns people to stone before they're properly caffeinated. You know the feeling. So does she.
Flip it around and the back reads: Approach with caution. And an offering. Stone statues standing vigil under a full moon. A warning. A vibe.
Part of the Brew Crew Monster Collection. Collect the whole set: Werewolf, Dracula, Frankenstein, Monster Bride — and now, Medusa.
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