"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUUU!" ☕ Say it loud, say it proud. This cotton hoodie doesn't hold back—it tells the world exactly how you feel before your morning coffee. Featuring bold text on the front and a fierce ogre warrior on the back (complete with scattered axes for maximum intimidation), this is the ultimate pre-caffeine mood statement.

🎬 Watch the creation come to life! (with music) See the timelapse painting process set to Nocturne →

"Don't be the human I smell before my coffee." ☕

Perfect for:

• Coffee addicts who aren't afraid to broadcast their pre-caffeine personality
• Gamers and fantasy fans with a bold sense of humor
• Anyone who needs the world to back off until they've had their brew
• Streetwear lovers who appreciate statement pieces
• Gift-givers looking for something hilariously honest

The Details:

• Front: Bold text "I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUUU!" with scattered axes
• Back: Full fierce ogre warrior ready for battle
• Hood: Axe pattern continues (you're armed everywhere)

Premium Quality Features:

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend
• Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for all-day wear
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.3 oz/yd² or 280 g/m²)
• Classic fit with front pouch pocket
• Unisex sizing
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Runs true to size

Whether you're shuffling to the coffee maker on Monday morning, gaming through the night, or just need people to understand your boundaries—this hoodie does the talking for you. Pair it with your favorite coffee mug from our collection for the complete Brew Crew experience. "I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUUU!" ...but give me coffee first and we can negotiate. ☕

Available in size: 2XS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL

Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in people giving you extra personal space before 10 AM. Side effects include fewer unwanted morning conversations, increased respect for your caffeine needs, and strangers nodding in solidarity. Approach with caution (and coffee). ⚔️☕

Shipping:

• Made-to-order to reduce waste and environmental impact
• Ships within 2-5 business days
• Tracking information provided

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry recommended
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
• Wash with similar colors to preserve vibrancy

Age restrictions: For adults | EU Warranty: 2 years | Meets lead and cadmium level requirements

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Brew Crew Mugs ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@brewcrewmugs.com or write to us 396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.