{"product_id":"not-a-morning-monster-mug-frankenstein-coffee-brew-crew-copy","title":"Not a Morning Monster Mug - Brew-kenstein Coffee | Brew Crew -11oz\/15oz\/20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'M NOT A MORNING MONSTER!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧟♂️☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...I'm just a monster who REALLY needs morning coffee. Brew-kenstein shuffling to the fridge in his bathrobe and adorable monster slippers, clutching his \"NOT A MORNING MONSTER\" mug with that absolutely miserable expression—this is the most relatable the Monster has ever been.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect pairing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Match this mug with our Not a Morning Monster \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tranquilsips.com\/products\/not-a-morning-monster-sweatshirt-seamless-design-frankenstein-coffee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e for the complete pre-caffeine monster experience! 🧟♂️✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious mug features three views of the Monster's morning struggle: the full-body bathrobe shuffle to the fridge (complete with monster feet slippers!), the close-up of his grumpy face with his coffee mug, and the bold \"I'M NOT A MORNING MONSTER\" declaration on distressed background with Gothic castle windows. It's the perfect visual representation of every coffee addict's morning reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who are literally monsters before their first cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGothic horror fans who appreciate dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who shuffles to the kitchen like the undead every morning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who relate to Frankenstein's Monster on a spiritual level (especially pre-coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBathrobe enthusiasts who understand the struggle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers looking for hilariously honest drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy and glossy with vivid print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stumbling through Monday mornings like a reanimated corpse, need a mug that broadcasts your pre-caffeine state, or just want to embrace your inner monster—this mug is your perfect companion. Pair it with our matching hoodie or sweatshirt and maybe invest in some monster slippers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm NOT a morning monster!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e ...I'm just caffeinely challenged until further notice. 🧟♂️☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the complete Brew Crew collection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Explore all our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tranquilsips.com\/collections\/brew-crew-apparel\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBrew Crew Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e and matching mugs for the ultimate Gothic coffee monster experience!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eBrew Crew Mugs\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@brewcrewmugs.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003e396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brew Crew Mugs","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":42268751167563,"sku":"2511003_1320","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":42268751200331,"sku":"2511003_4830","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":42268751233099,"sku":"2511003_16586","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/5830\/9195\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69cb74a799de7.jpg?v=1774941358","url":"https:\/\/brewcrewmugs.com\/products\/not-a-morning-monster-mug-frankenstein-coffee-brew-crew-copy","provider":"Brew Crew Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}