{"product_id":"unisex-hoodie","title":"Coffee Warrior Ogre Hoodie - I Smell Human Before Caffeine","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMe before coffee? Basically a hungry ogre ready to eat humans.\u003c\/strong\u003e 👹☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis all-over print hoodie perfectly captures that \"I SMELL HUMAN!\" energy before you've had your morning caffeine. Featuring a fierce ogre warrior on the front and back—complete with his trusty coffee mug on the back (because even ogres need their coffee fix)—plus an axe pattern on the hood for maximum intimidation factor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎬 Watch the ogre come to life!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/U661CxWItCk\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSee the \"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUUU!\" animation →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't be the human I smell before my coffee.\"\u003c\/em\u003e 🪓☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who relate to pre-caffeine rage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGamers and fantasy fans with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's basically a different species before their morning brew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStreetwear lovers who appreciate bold, conversation-starting designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers looking for something hilariously relatable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Intimidating hungry ogre warrior (your pre-coffee mood)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Same ogre... casually holding his coffee mug (the real power source)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHood:\u003c\/strong\u003e Axe pattern (because you're armed and dangerous before coffee)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US\/Mexico manufacturing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-feel fabric face with brushed fleece inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with design on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOverlock seams for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-friendly recycled materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're grinding through Monday mornings, late-night gaming sessions, or just need the world to know you're not functional until caffeine hits—this hoodie speaks your language. Pair it with your favorite coffee mug for the ultimate \"don't mess with me\" starter pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUUU!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e ...at least until I've had my coffee. ☕👹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause strangers to avoid eye contact before 10 AM. Side effects include increased respect for your personal space and fewer annoying morning conversations. 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