{"product_id":"unisex-cotton-sweatshirt-1","title":"Shut the Fuh Cup Sweatshirt - Monster Bride Coffee | Brew Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"SHUT THE FUH CUP\"\u003c\/strong\u003e ⚡☕💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA caffeine-deprived Monster Bride is the ultimate portrait of \"reanimation regret,\" trading her iconic hiss for a low, ominous groan. 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Pair it with your favorite ceramic mug from our collection and embrace your \"stitches and spite\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"We Belong Dead (Quiet)\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - The Monster Bride's new motto before coffee. ⚡☕💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: Wearing this sweatshirt may cause strangers to back away slowly. Side effects include increased personal space, fewer unwanted morning conversations, and an overwhelming urge to hiss at anyone who speaks before you've had caffeine. Internal batteries not included. Do not operate heavy machinery or make important decisions before coffee consumption. 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