{"product_id":"mummy-gothic-coffee-mug","title":"I'm De-Coffinated and Unraveling Mug - Mummy Gothic Coffee | Brew Crew | 11oz\/15oz\/20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'M DE-COFFINATED AND UNRAVELING\"\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧟♂️☕🏺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you've been wrapped up for 3,000 years and someone disturbs your eternal slumber before you've had your morning coffee, things are bound to unravel. Sitting in an ancient Egyptian tomb surrounded by hieroglyphics, pottery, and the weight of millennia, this mummy clutches their \"I'M DE-COFFINATED AND UNRAVELING\" mug with a look that says, \"Disturb this tomb at your own peril.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scene of Ancient Awakening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTomb Sweet Tomb:\u003c\/strong\u003e Surrounded by hieroglyphic-covered walls, ancient pottery, scrolls, and artifacts - this is what happens when archaeologists wake you up before coffee o'clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBandage Crisis:\u003c\/strong\u003e Those carefully wrapped linens? Starting to come undone. Without caffeine, even 3,000-year-old preservation techniques can't hold it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Pyramid View:\u003c\/strong\u003e Through the tomb entrance, the pyramids stand eternal - a reminder that some things last forever, but patience before coffee isn't one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAncient Artifacts Everywhere:\u003c\/strong\u003e Urns, scrolls, pottery, and relics scattered around - the mummy's been stress-organizing the tomb while waiting for that first sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Mood: Preserved for Millennia, Patience Not Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCursed Without Caffeine:\u003c\/strong\u003e The real curse of the pharaohs? Being woken up before the coffee's ready. Forget treasure - this mummy just wants their morning brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnraveling Fast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Those bandages took weeks to wrap perfectly. Without coffee, they're coming apart faster than a poorly planned archaeological dig.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHieroglyphic Mood:\u003c\/strong\u003e The walls tell ancient stories, but this mummy's writing a new one: \"I'M DE-COFFINATED AND UNRAVELING\" - a tale as old as time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who feel like the walking dead before their first cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHistory buffs with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's literally falling apart before caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMummy enthusiasts who relate to being disturbed too early\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople whose morning mood could awaken ancient curses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers looking for hilariously relatable Gothic drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mummy in detailed Egyptian tomb clutching \"I'M DE-COFFINATED AND UNRAVELING\" mug, surrounded by hieroglyphics, pottery, and ancient artifacts with pyramid view\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Additional tomb scene with hieroglyphic walls, urns, scrolls, and archaeological details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStunning detailed black and white artwork with intricate Egyptian elements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stumbling through Monday mornings like you've been buried for centuries, need a mug that warns people about your pre-coffee state, or just want to channel your inner ancient Egyptian—this mug speaks your truth. Pair it with our matching Brew Crew apparel and embrace your \"de-coffinated\" energy with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'M DE-COFFINATED AND UNRAVELING\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - Because some mornings, you're just one sip away from falling apart. 🧟♂️☕🏺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the complete Brew Crew collection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Explore all our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tranquilsips.com\/collections\/brew-crew-apparel\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBrew Crew Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e and matching mugs for the ultimate Gothic coffee monster experience! Collect the whole pack: Ogre, The Phantom Dracula, Werewolf, Mummy and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eBrew Crew Mugs\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@brewcrewmugs.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003e396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brew Crew Mugs","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":42202780106827,"sku":"9929134_1320","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":42202780139595,"sku":"9929134_4830","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":42202780172363,"sku":"9929134_16586","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/5830\/9195\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-69b41fe997cad.jpg?v=1774730267","url":"https:\/\/brewcrewmugs.com\/en-row\/products\/mummy-gothic-coffee-mug","provider":"Brew Crew Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}