{"product_id":"gargoyle-gothic-coffee-mug","title":"Gargoyle Coffee Mug - Gothic Humor Ceramic Mug | 11oz\/15oz\/20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Guardian's First Caffeine Awakening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerched high above the city since the 14th century, this stoic stone gargoyle has witnessed empires rise and fall, weathered countless storms, and endured the endless parade of pigeons treating him like a public monument. For over 700 years, he's stood watch with unwavering dedication—stone-faced, silent, and utterly caffeinated-free. Until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne fateful morning, a kind soul left a steaming cup of coffee within reach. The gargoyle's clawed hands wrapped around the warm ceramic, and for the first time in centuries, he experienced something beyond the monotonous flutter of wings and the indignity of being mistaken for outdoor plumbing. \u003cem\u003eThis buzz wasn't from a pigeon—it was pure, glorious caffeine.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow immortalized on this premium glossy ceramic mug, our grumpy guardian shares his coffee awakening with fellow morning warriors who understand that some of us are just a little stone-faced before that first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gargoyle's Wit (Rotate to Discover):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm a little stone-faced before my first cup\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Wait, this isn't a birdbath?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Here since the 14th century and this is the first time I've felt a buzz that wasn't from a pigeon\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium white glossy ceramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWraparound design featuring our grumpy gargoyle guardian with his pigeon companion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle for easy gripping (even with stone claws)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee lovers with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArchitecture and history enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's grumpy before their morning coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGothic and medieval art fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique gift for the gargoyle collector in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin the gargoyle in his centuries-overdue coffee break. Because even eternal guardians deserve a proper buzz. ☕🗿\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAge restrictions:\u003c\/strong\u003e For adults | \u003cstrong\u003eEU Warranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 years | \u003cstrong\u003eMeets lead and cadmium level requirements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Brew Crew Mugs ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@brewcrewmugs.com or write to us 396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brew Crew Mugs","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":42148508041291,"sku":"1398692_1320","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":42148508074059,"sku":"1398692_4830","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":42148508106827,"sku":"1398692_16586","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/5830\/9195\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-cutting-board-699a05b08f5e4.jpg?v=1771701688","url":"https:\/\/brewcrewmugs.com\/en-row\/products\/gargoyle-gothic-coffee-mug","provider":"Brew Crew Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}