{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-48","title":"Sloth Coffee Mug - ASAP As Slow As Possible Funny Mug | 11oz\/15oz\/20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnergy Efficiency at Its Finest\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the world's most misunderstood creature. While the rest of the world rushes past in a caffeinated blur, the sloth has mastered the art of intentional living. Hanging peacefully in the rainforest canopy, moving with deliberate grace, conserving every precious calorie—this isn't laziness, it's \u003cem\u003estrategic energy management\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut even the most energy-efficient among us have those mornings. You know the ones. When gravity feels heavier than usual, when your bed has achieved perfect temperature equilibrium, when the very concept of \"hurrying\" seems like a cruel joke invented by hummingbirds. That's when you're feelin' slothee, and there's only one solution: coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur zen sloth understands this paradox perfectly. Perched on a misty beach with a steaming cup in hand, he's discovered the secret—sometimes the most energy-efficient choice is a strategic caffeine boost. His mug reminds him (and you): \u003cem\u003e\"Don't Hurry. Be Happy.\"\u003c\/em\u003e Because life's too short to rush, but sometimes you need a little help moving ASAP: As Slow As Possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSloth Wisdom (Rotate to Discover):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm not lazy. I'm just energy efficient.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Don't Hurry. Be Happy\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront view:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"ASAP: As slow as possible\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium white glossy ceramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWraparound design featuring our zen sloth in his natural habitat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle for slow, deliberate sipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who refuses to participate in hustle culture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow morning enthusiasts and anti-rush advocates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSloth lovers and rainforest animal fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMindfulness practitioners who appreciate ironic humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect gift for your most chill friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your inner sloth. Take your time. Sip slowly. And remember: you're not lazy, you're just conserving energy for what really matters. ☕🦥\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAge restrictions:\u003c\/strong\u003e For adults | \u003cstrong\u003eEU Warranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 years | \u003cstrong\u003eMeets lead and cadmium level requirements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Brew Crew Mugs ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@brewcrewmugs.com or write to us 396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brew Crew Mugs","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":42148384866379,"sku":"1344443_1320","price":13.28,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":42148384899147,"sku":"1344443_4830","price":15.94,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":42148384931915,"sku":"1344443_16586","price":19.48,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/5830\/9195\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-left-6995497fdc296.jpg?v=1771391976","url":"https:\/\/brewcrewmugs.com\/en-int\/products\/white-glossy-mug-48","provider":"Brew Crew Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}