{"product_id":"i-smell-human-i-will-eat-youuuu-mug-coffee-ogre-warrior-brew-crew-20oz","title":"I Smell Human I Will Eat Youuuu Mug - Coffee Ogre Warrior | Brew Crew -20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUU!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e 👹⚔️☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe massive armored ogre warrior stands ready for battle under the full moon, spiked shoulder pads gleaming, battle axe in hand—but first, he needs his coffee. This intimidating warrior isn't hunting humans... he's hunting caffeine. And anyone who gets between him and his morning brew is in serious danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎬 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/U661CxWItCk?feature=share\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick to watch the hilarious animation!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Watch the ogre say \"I smell human... I will eat youuuu!\" 👹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect pairing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Match this mug with our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tranquilsips.com\/products\/i-smell-human-cotton-hoodie-coffee-ogre-warrior-brew-crew\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eI Smell Human Coffee Ogre Warrior Hoodie\u003c\/a\u003e for the complete pre-caffeine warrior experience! 👹✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis epic mug features the fully armored ogre warrior in all his intimidating glory—complete with spiked armor, massive battle axe, and the full moon rising behind him. The bold \"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUU!\" declaration makes it clear: approach with caution (and maybe bring coffee as a peace offering).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who are legitimately dangerous before their first cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantasy and gaming enthusiasts who relate to warrior energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who feels like an armored ogre before caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want coworkers to keep their distance in the morning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers looking for hilariously intimidating drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarriors who need their battle fuel (coffee) before conquering the day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy and glossy with vivid print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're gearing up for Monday morning battles, need a mug that warns people to stay away until you've had coffee, or just want to channel your inner armored warrior—this mug is your perfect companion. Pair it with our matching hoodie and let everyone know: you smell human, and you're not happy about it until you've had your caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I SMELL HUMAN! I WILL EAT YOUUUU!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e ...right after this coffee. 👹⚔️☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the complete Brew Crew collection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Explore all our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tranquilsips.com\/collections\/brew-crew-apparel\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBrew Crew Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e and matching mugs for the ultimate Gothic coffee monster experience!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eBrew Crew Mugs\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@brewcrewmugs.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003e396 Armstrong Ave. SI NY. 10308.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brew Crew Mugs","offers":[{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":42138955743307,"sku":"7691211_16586","price":31.31,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/5830\/9195\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-696dac8bb46d0.jpg?v=1768795314","url":"https:\/\/brewcrewmugs.com\/en-ca\/products\/i-smell-human-i-will-eat-youuuu-mug-coffee-ogre-warrior-brew-crew-20oz","provider":"Brew Crew Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}